2133.338 – THE RECKONING – NIGHT 3

Live from Court of Palms Pagoda, Caph, Cassiopiae.

The crowd is hot as we move into NIGHT 3 of THE RECKONING!  Tonight, the focus is tag teams as every team in THE GALAXY’S FINEST™ is vying for a shot at the GALAXIAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP currently held by SECURITY SQUAD (II).

The NATIVES OF CASTILEX are out to a stirring round of indifference.  The CROWD really couldn’t care less.

DARK MENACE (on mic):  Good evening cucks!

The CROWD lets loose.

DARK MENACE:  If you’ve been reading The_Menace, as I know you all secretly do, you’ll know how special tonight is, I mean my post has been at the top of the InFiNet all day.  It had over 34 trillion likes earlier!  Of course, the InFiNet moderators have been changing that number in the system so right now it only says it has 13,000 likes BUT IT WAS 34 TRILLION EARLIER!!  Just goes to show you how far the DEEP STATE corruption truly goes.

The CROWD boos.  They were wrong.  They could care less than the NATIVES OF CASTILEX.

DARK MENACE:  But it doesn’t matter!  Tonight is historic and you’re about to see why!  (he turns to VAMPIRE LEGENDS) Pedes, go to work!

VAMPIRE LEGENDS storm the ring and attack NATIVES OF CASTILEX!  The bell sounds!

RANKING GAUNTLET
TITAN DEATH RULES
VAMPIRE LEGENDS d. NATIVES OF CASTILEX via pinfall when Coven Black clobbers Krud with Black Death Cometh – **1/2 – NATIVES OF CASTILEX dominated the match!  The CROWD was behind them the whole way!  KRUD and YGORR kept COUNT NECROS away from his corner and came close to getting the victory several times.  NECROS was finally able to make the tag and COVEN BLACK secured the victory.   NECROS could barely stand at the bell.  DARK MENACE was furious at ringside!  He shouted at both BLACK and NECROS as they waited for their opponents.

RANKING GAUNTLET
TITAN DEATH RULES
VAMPIRE LEGENDS d. MEAN STREETS via pinfall when Coven Black surprises Skiver with BITE OF THE VAMPIRE – * – Looked like the Vampires were close to losing several times but BLACK pulled out another victory.  They both looked worse for wear as they stood waiting for their next opponents.  Suddenly, DARK MENACE grabbed NITRO.

DARK MENACE:  Ask me how I just made history!

NITRO:  What?!

DARK MENACE:  ASK ME HOW I JUST MADE HISTORY, LIBTARD!!!!!!

NITRO:  Uh….how did you just make history?

DARK MENACE:  Ladies and gentlemen, when that bell sounded it signified my HISTORIC 300th victory here in the GWF!  No other manager has had as many wins as myself.

NITRO:  Well, actually, Lord Nexus—

DARK MENACE:  SHUT UP!!!!  No manager in RECENT history has had as many wins as I have!

NITRO:  Well, Lord Nexus—

DARK MENACE:  SHUT UP!!!  SHUT UP!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!

DARK MENACE kicks NITRO in the groin and storms back to the ring.  The CROWD starts chanting LORD NEXUS’ name.  DARK MENACE stamps his feet ringside and plugs his ears.  COVEN BLACK and COUNT NECROS are sucking wind, trying to get prepped for their opponents.  In a swirl of fire, BISHOP HELL (II) and BURNING MAN appear in the ring!

RANKING GAUNTLET
TITAN DEATH RULES
BURNING HELL d. VAMPIRE LEGENDS via pinfall when Burning Man levels Coven Black with EXHAUSTION (+2) – * – VAMPIRE LEGENDS fought hard and used quick tags.  They came close to winning but were overwhelmed in the end and succumbed to EXHAUSTION.  BISHOP HELL (II) and BURNING MAN stand in the ring silently as DARK MENACE stomps away from ringside with his men.

BETTER THAN HUMAN heads to the ring.  THARKAS will start with BURNING MAN.

RANKING GAUNTLET
TITAN DEATH RULES
BETTER THAN HUMAN d. BURNING HELL via pinfall when Tharkas hits Burning Man with OBLITERATION in five moves – SQUASH – Dominating win by BETTER THAN HUMAN and, THARKAS!  BURNING MAN didn’t know what hit him!  BETTER THAN HUMAN advances.

RANKING GAUNTLET
TITAN DEATH RULES
CASTILEX d. BETTER THAN HUMAN via pinfall when Sentinel flattens Tharkas with NIGHTWATCH in three moves – SQUASH – An even shorter match than the one before!  CASTILEX makes a big statement, tossing BETTER THAN HUMAN out of the ring.  They don’t even look to have broken a sweat!  They stand motionless as DEMON HUNTERS along with THE GUARDIAN head to the ring.

RANKING GAUNTLET
TITAN DEATH RULES
DEMON HUNTERS d. CASTILEX via pinfall after Crossfire stuns Moog with BULLSEYE – *1/2 – Surprise win here (low roll) as a CROSSFIRE sends CASTILEX packing and DEMON HUNTERS advancing!

THE LEVELER leads PROBATION and FIST to ringside as the action is really heating up!

RANKING GAUNTLET
TITAN DEATH RULES
GLADIATORS d. DEMON HUNTERS via pinfall when Probation Covers Helpin after UNCHAINED – SQUASH – Whoa, fans!  The GLADIATORS are here to win and they wasted no time in completely decimating DEMON HUNTERS and picking up the win.

The CROWD explodes in cheers as LORD NEXUS leads TITAN SAMURAI to the ring for our next match!

RANKING GAUNTLET
TITAN DEATH RULES
TITAN SAMURAI d. GLADIATORS via submission when Kenji makes Probation tap out to the KIMURA – *1/2 – GIANT AZUMA knocked PROBATION off his feet and then KENJI just slowly began to grind him down, keeping him from tagging out!  LORD NEXUS smashed LEVELER with a chair to keep him from making the pin save and the TITANS are victorious!  The CROWD is loving it!

PREDATORS head to the ring and the CROWD is on their feet!  All four men shake hands…even Lope!  KENJI will start with LOPE as the bell rings!

RANKING GAUNTLET
TITAN DEATH RULES
PREDATORS d. TITAN SAMURAI via submission when Wolf locks Giant Azuma in the SAVAGE FACE CLAW – ** – It was a sportsman-like fight, but it was brutal.  Both teams wanted the win.  PREDATORS get it but LOPE looks to be very weakened headed into the next match.  LORD NEXUS wishes them, and CATFIGHT, the best and walks with his men to the locker room.  The CROWD giving them a standing ovation the whole way!

The bouncy, jangly music of ULTIMATE FIGHTERS starts and SHOOT and CLINCH do their crazy hand gestures as they head to the ring with THE GUARDIAN!  No handshakes here as all four men mean business!  This winners of this match will face the champions!

RANKING GAUNTLET
TITAN DEATH RULES
ULTIMATE FIGHTERS d. PREDATORS via submission when Shoot taps Wolf out to TAPPED OUT – *** – What a match!  These two teams tore into each other!  ULTIMATE FIGHTERS get the win and, somewhat beaten down, head to the CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!

FHANNA leads SECURITY SQUAD (II) to the ring and the CROWD lets them have it!  OVERTIME will start with SHOOT!  The ref calls for the bell!

RANKING GAUNTLET
GALAXIAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
TITAN DEATH RULES
SECURITY SQUAD (II) d. ULTIMATE FIGHTERS via pinfall when Overtime hits a perfect cross body block on Shoot from the top turnbuckle – **** – SECURITY SQUAD retains the titles!  The crowd is not happy!  There were SEVERAL uses of the crowbar from CODE DESTROYER but they played the TITAN DEATH RULES well.

Unbelievably, this is the FIRST ever clean pinfall or submission victory for SECURITY SQUAD (II).  To this point they have only retained the titles by DQ!  The CROWD disapproves vocally as OVERTIME and CODE DESTROYER stand tall in the center of the ring.  They hold the title aloft as we…

FADE TO BLACK

RECKONING NIGHT 3 MVPs – VAMPIRE LEGENDS – 2 victories

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