CARD 2130.257 – INVASION

From Horizon Holodome, Homam, Pegasus

The Pegasus crowd is hot for tonight’s event which is shaping up to be huge! Betrayer vs Betrayer for the first time is scheduled! Chaos Supreme and Monolith will both be in action and, in a huge main event, a FOUR WEAPONS OF DESTRUCTION match between Payback and Perfect Specimen. But there’s tons of action to get to before any of that so, let’s head to the ring!

Scorn d. She Devil via pinfall after BURNING SCORN – SQUASH – Crushing win for Scorn here who lands herself squarely in the number one contender’s slot for the GWF WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP.

Backstage. We find Plethador and Wiggy are in the dressing room.

PLETHADOR: Why are we here? I’m not on the card. I had to cancel a waxing to be here tonight.

WIGGY: Because tonight’s the big night! Remember when I told you I had a big surprise?

PLETHADOR: You always say everything is a big surprise. You refused to tell me what you had at for dinner because you wanted it to be a ‘big surprise.’

WIGGY: I know! Isn’t the suspense exciting?

PLETHADOR: Not really, because I don’t–

WIGGY: Tonight’s surprise is much different than dinner though. This one is big. Big, big, big.

PLETHADOR: I can hardly wait.

There’s a pause.

WIGGY: Wait, you get waxed?

PLETHADOR: Weekly.

After that awkwardness, we head back to the ring.

THE CLOAK d. WATCHMEN via pinfall after EAT CROW (+6) – ** – THE CLOAK are still demanding a clean shot at the GALAXIAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP held by RUSH & TURMOIL. They dominate here and get a big win, albeit a little underhanded. Magnus Colby tells the crowd that that EURITAR better do what is right and schedule a return match with the champs ASAP. And he demands a stipulation be added so the GLADIATORS can’t cheat. Everyone knows though that this will play into the hands of THE CLOAK and their EAT CROW/MEET ARSENAL double team!

Chaos Supreme d. Tauran via countout – *** – this was, simply a show of power for Chaos Supreme. He just continually kept throwing Tauran out of the ring and as soon as he’d get back in,meh would throw him out again. Finally, Tauran was unable to answer the 10 count and Chaos won. After the match, Chaos dragged Tauran back into the ring and locked on BOW OF DEFEAT and refused to let go.  Paganax charged the ring immediately and with Tauran’s help, Paganax locked Chaos in BOW TO THE HEATHEN CHIEF and refused to let go himself.  Magnus was going crazy. Eventually officials got PAGANAX to break the hold but Chaos was hurt. (Chaos Supreme is injured for 3 cards.)

DESERTERS d. TRICKS & NOSFERA via DQ when Nosfera uses DEMON’S BREATH – *** – Nosfera dominated but got caught at the end using his illegal finisher.  At one point during the match, Magnus offered Nosfera money to join Future Shock, Nosfera began eating the money!  Magnus was furious! And demanded repayment. He almost got the Demon’s Breath for himself!

In a display of power of his own, Monolith d. Lope via submission with I BREAK YOU – ***** – Monolith looked strong in this match. Afterwards, Nitro asked home if he was, like Swarm, looking for revenge on Mandrill.  Monolith waved off the question saying Mandrill was insignificant and as the leader of the ANIMEN, he had delegated that the Mandrill issue was Swarm’s responsibility.  He said that he, on the other hand, had his sights set on a bigger targets. Nitro pressed him for information on those other targets but Monolith refused to answer.

Cage Death Betrayer came to the ring for his match against Death Masque Betrayer who was already in the ring with The Dark Menace.

DARK MENACE: Betrayer! You can make this all go away. You can make things, instantly, how they were before by doing one simple thing. By signing the Dark Menace Code of Conduct.

Dark Menace pulled a sheet of paper out of his jacket and held it out towards Betrayer. Betrayer shook his head.

CAGE DEATH BETRAYER: Dark Menace, do you have sand in your ears or something? Have you been partying too hard with ‘the boys?’  I’ve told you a million times before, I’m not signing your worthless piece of paper. The Dark Menace Code of Conduct is a myth. You want to hold some of your wrestlers to this imaginary standard, yet you let your inner circle are free to do whatever they please.

At the mention of the phrase ‘inner circle’ Dark Menace starts throwing a fit!

DARK MENACE: There’s no inner circle! There’s no inner circle!!

CAGE DEATH BETRAYER: Yeah, okay, right. And by you saying that, it makes it true. But, truthfully, I don’t care about any supposedly non-existent, inner circle, because I know why you actually want me to sign your Code of Conduct. It’s because I know the secret. The BIG secret. The BIG secret that, if it got out into the world, would turn the entire world against you.  You could have left things as they were and everything would be fine, but you kept forcing this Code of Conduct on me. But it is not going to work. I’m not afraid of you. You aren’t going to keep me under your, saliva stained, thumb anymore. The Dark Menace has been out Dark Menaced. So, again, for the last time, just to be clear, I am not signing your stupid Code of Conduct.

Dark Menace is furious! He’s jumping around the ring in anger. He even kicked the bottom rope. Cage Death Betrayer holds up his index finger.

CAGE DEATH BETRAYER: But……

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…you’ll be interested to know that I recently did sign a paper………

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….aren’t these dramatic pauses dramatic?…..

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….I have signed a contract with a new manager!

They crowd cheers wildly!!  Dark Menace is standing with his jaw agape.

CAGE DEATH BETRAYER: And here………

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…….she is!

All eyes turn to the entrance and out walks Plethador! The crowd bursts out laughing. A chant of ‘You’re a she!  You’re a she!’ breaks out. Plethador is furious and begins waving his arms screaming that he is not, in fact, a woman. Then, after failing miserably to convince anyone, he scrambles back through the entrance.

CAGE DEATH BETRAYER: No, no, no, not him.  He’s an idiot. Let’s try this again…here….

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…she…

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….is!

All eyes, once again, turn to the entrance and out leaps Wiggy! She’s bouncing up and down! She’s super excited!  Plethador stumbles out again, cluelessly, behind her. Wiggy grabs Plethador’s hand and pulls her….uh….him along with her to ringside. Dark Menace is fuming and he orders Death Masque Betrayer to destroy Cage Death Betrayer.

Cage Death Betrayer d. Death Masque Betrayer via count out when Death Masque began chasing Wiggy around the ring after she interfered – ** – Wiggy was more active, managerial wise, than she’d ever been before. Plethador didn’t get involved at all, he was reading an interior design magazine during the whole match. Dark Menace was furious Cage Death got the first victory in this battle that is far from over. After the match, Death Masque and Dark Menace slunk away from ringside while Wiggy stood with her, now growing, stable. The crowd was on the edge of their seats to see where this all goes. Plethador?! A woman?!

In the main event, a FOUR WEAPONS OF DESTRUCTION MATCH, Payback d. The Perfect Specimen via submission when The Perfect Specimen is unable to continue and the ref calls it – ***** – Lots of talk about Payback being to old to handle Perfect Specimen had been going around before this match but Payback silenced every critic with his performance tonight! And if Perfect Specimen thought Payback had messed up his face before, he will not want to look I to the mirror tomorrow morning. As Perfect Specimen was wheeled out on a stretcher with Magnus tending to him, Payback stood tall in the ring, arms raised, soaking in the cheers from the crowd. It’s this image we see as we…

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