The Galaxy's Finest™

Live from the Maelstrom Solarium, The Great Nebula, Orion!

Before the first match we cut to the arrival of THE KINGDOM to the arena.  As they disembark the craft, Godsend is berating Dark Menace.

GODSEND: ….night after night, after night!  I will not stand for it anymore.  

DARK MENACE:  Sir, I think—

Godsend grabs Dark Menace by the throat.

GODSEND:  Shut up!  You said this stolen technology would help us win and it has only help us lose.  Perhaps I should hire the professor who created this technology in the first place.  She might know how to actually use it.

Dark Menace gurgles.

GODSEND:  Nevertheless, My mandate is clear. You will only, from now on, manage the Natives. If they can, under your guidance, win a match, I will consider letting you manage more of The Kingdom. If they fail to win before the end of the year, and I mean win by pinfall of submission, there will be a heavy price to pay.  Is this understood?

Dark Menace cannot respond as Godsend’s powerful hand crushes his windpipe.  Godsend regards him for a minute then lets him drop to the ground.  THE KINGDOM continues their walk into the arena.

RANKING GAUNTLET MATCH
TITAN DEATH RULES
SUDDEN DEATH POINTS IN PLAY
THEATRE OF WAR d. NATIVES OF CASTILEX via pinfall when Murtak smashes Ygorr with CONQUEROR’S FLAG – SQUASH – No competition at all here as Murtak completely runs over Ygorr and puts him away in minutes.  Dark Menace begins yelling at the Natives who largely ignore him.

RANKING GAUNTLET MATCH
TITAN DEATH RULES
SUDDEN DEATH POINTS IN PLAY
THEATRE OF WAR d. VAMPIRE LEGENDS when Disciple of Theatre puts away Count Necros with the FINAL CURTAIN – * – Is THEATRE OF WAR really on a hot streak?  They’ve had no trouble so far.  Both men are fired up.  This could be the surprise story of the year!

RANKING GAUNTLET MATCH
TITAN DEATH RULES
SUDDEN DEATH POINTS IN PLAY
THEATRE OF WAR d. TITAN BUSHIDO via pinfall after Disciple of Theatre hits an astonishing deathjump on Faller  – **1/2 – THEATRE OF WAR does it again but this time using underhanded tactics galore! At one point when the ref’s back was turned, Murtak clobbered Kenji with his flagpole!  TITAN BUSHIDO did some damage and Murtak and Disciple of Theatre are hanging on by a thread.  Lord Nexus is furious!

THEATRE OF WAR’S new opponents head ringside and Nitro stops them in the aisle.

GRYT:  What do you think of this showing by the THEATRE OF WAR?

OVERTIME:  Showing?  What showing?  They faced three chump teams.  Even the Titans weak ass team couldn’t put them away!  Watch what a real Titan is about to do!

SECURITY SQUAD (II) heads into the ring and it’ll be Disciple fo Theatre and Overtime to start.

RANKING GAUNTLET MATCH
TITAN DEATH RULES
SUDDEN DEATH POINTS IN PLAY
THEATRE OF WAR d. SECURITY SQUAD (II) via pinfall when Disciple of Theatre finishes Overtime off with Feel the Drama – ** – THEATRE OF WAR does it again!  Huge victory here!  Overtime wanted to prove a point and a different point was made.  That point was: Don’t try and wrestle a tag team match by yourself! Overtime refused to tag in Code Destroyer and after awhile, Code Destroyer just began laughing at the punishment his partner was taking!  THEATRE OF WAR continues their impressive run!

RANKING GAUNTLET MATCH
TITAN DEATH RULES
SUDDEN DEATH POINTS IN PLAY
MEAN STREETS d. THEATRE OF WAR via submission when Patch destroys Disciple of Theatre with TORTURE RACK – * – For a minute it actually looked like THEATRE OF WAR might do it again but it didn’t happen!  Patch and Skiver were just too fresh coming into this match and Murtak and Disciple of Theatre were out of gas.  An impressive run and they are currently the evening’s MVPs, though the night is far from over.

RANKING GAUNTLET MATCH
TITAN DEATH RULES
SUDDEN DEATH POINTS IN PLAY
MEAN STREETS d. FDF TRADITION via pinfall after DOUBLE DISPATCH – ** – Huge come from behind victory for Patch and Skiver who spent the majority of this match on defense! Skiver was eventually able to tag in and regain control and put the FDFers away!

RANKING GAUNTLET MATCH
TITAN DEATH RULES
SUDDEN DEATH POINTS IN PLAY
GLADIATORS d. MEAN STREETS via pinfall when Fist hits Patch with ARMAMENT – * – Great, competitive match here but GLADIATORS cam to win and win they did.  They advance to the next match!

RANKING GAUNTLET MATCH
TITAN DEATH RULES
SUDDEN DEATH POINTS IN PLAY
PREDATORS d. GLADIATORS via pinfall when Wolf takes Fist out with Leader of the Pack – **1/2 – Fist and Probation in control for most of the match, wearing Lope down but Lope was able to make the tag and Wolf came in and cleaned up!

MAIN EVENT
GALAXIAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TITAN DEATH RULES
SUDDEN DEATH POINTS IN PLAY
CASTILEX d. PREDATORS via pinfall when Sentinel covers Lope after NIGHTWATCH – **** – CASTILEX stands tall at the top of the tag team heap, retaining their titles in a grueling match against PREDATORS.  It may have not ended the way fans had hoped but it was a heck of a match.

MVP – THEATRE OF WAR – 4 wins

SUDDEN DEATH STANDINGS:
MARTIAL LAW: 17
GLADIATORS OF AETHRA: 4
FDF & CENTRAL COMMAND: 1
VAMPIRE LEGENDS: 1
THE CONQUERORS: -2
KINGDOM OF CASTILEX: -3
ANIMEN OF ANDROMEDA: -9
FIGHTING TITANS: -12

NOT RANKED:
CRIME STOPPERS: 6