The Galaxy's Finest™

Live from The Castilex Amphitheater!

Commentary: Trent Lawless
Backstage/Ringside: Gryt

TRENT LAWLESS:  Welcome fans to WINNER TAKE ALL.  Experts are already predicting that this will indeed be the most watched GWF Event in the history of this or any universe!  The Castilex Amphitheater is filled to capacity with fans from across the GALAXY!  Gryt, it is so loud in here, I cannot hear myself think.

GRYT:  Trent, you couldn’t hear yourself think in library!  This event is unlike any other, in any part of the GALAXY!  Two men, going head to head, with absolutely EVERYTHING on the line!  GALAXIAN CHAMPION Shayne putting the title on the line against CASTILEX HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Godsend.

TRENT LAWLESS:  Self-proclaimed CASTILEX HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, Gryt.

GRYT:  Semantics.

TRENT LAWLESS:  Title versus title in a TITAN DEATH MATCH!  A match so big, it’s the only match on the card!

GRYT:  I promise you this Lawless, anyone not tuned in right now, anyone who plans on watching this later is, A) an idiot. And B) guaranteed to know the results the second that bell rings because this will shake the already shattered universe to its very foundations!

TRENT LAWLESS:  Finally, we agree on something, Gryt!

GRYT: Don’t get used to it.

TRENT LAWLESS:  Let’s take you now to an interview that Gryt conducted with GALAXIAN CHAMPION Shayne earlier today.

A GALAXY’S FINEST™ logo sweeps the screen and we are in the locker room of SHAYNE.  The champion stands tall and proud with the title around his waist.  SLY DRURY skulks behind him.

GRYT:  Shayne, there has never been a bigger match than the one you wrestle in tonight.

SHAYNE (laughs): Son, you are about as obvious as bird sh*t on a fencepost.  There ain’t never been a match this big but there ain’t never been a wrestler as big as The Real Ordeal, Shayne.  You’ve seen it, the GALAXY has seen it, even the big man with the beard, GODSEND has seen it.  I’ve taken on all comers.  Aethran Overmaster.  Beat him.  Nosfera.  Beat him.  Current GWF Commissioner Eydilon.  Beat him.  Perfect Specimen.  Beat his ass twice.  I beat old Sly here didn’t I buddy? (SLY DRURY looks away.)  Hell, I even beat the supposed ‘greatest of all time’ Monolith!  There ain’t no one bigger than me and that includes Godsend.  This match is going to be short.  It’s gonna be sweet.  And when the dust settles, you’re going to see me standing in the middle of the ring with my arm raised and two titles around my waist.  That’s an outcome you can bank on!  Don’t do dope!

The GALAXY’S FINEST™ logo swoops across the screen and we are back in the broadcast booth.

TRENT LAWLESS:  Confident as ever.

GRYT:  Look, the guy has every right to be.  He’s done all he just said.  He has faced everybody and he has beaten them all.

TRENT LAWLESS:  Except for Fist.

GRYT:  I’d love to hear you say that to his face, Lawless.

TRENT LAWLESS:  Right, well, Godsend for his part refused to be interviewed or send any sort of pre-taped promo.  Eydilon simply said, “Promos are beneath a God.”

GRYT:  He’s got a point.

The GALAXY’S FINEST™ logo sweeps the screen again and we cut to outside the Amphitheater.  There are tens of thousands of people outside on the grounds of the Amphitheater.

TRENT LAWLESS (VO): Look at that sea of people all eager to get a glimpse of the action.

GRYT (VO):  You a little nervous that if this thing doesn’t go the way these people want, there could be riots?

TRENT LAWLESS:  It’s certainly possible.

Slow dobro music begins playing and the crowd inside the Amphitheater lets out a roar.  The GALAXY’S FINEST™ logo sweeps the screen again and we see SHAYNE headed to the ring.  A smirk on his face.  Some in the crowd cheer him.  Many boo him.  SHAYNE looks completely unaffected by all of it.  He climbs into the ring, removes his duster and hands the GALAXIAN CHAMPIONSHIP to the ref.

There is a pause.  Then, many from CASTILEX begin an eerie sing-songy chant in a strange language.  Suddenly, light flashes bright white in the sky and GODSEND’S face is seen in the clouds for a moment.  Trumpets begin to blare and GODSEND’S entourage heads to the ring.  The parade is at least fifty yards long.  At the end of it, being born upon a litter is GODSEND.  A PAIGE strides in front of the litter bearing the CASTILEX HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.  GODSEND is all smiles, waving to the people.  Those from CASTILEX bow deeply as he passes.  Their chanting continues for several minutes as GODSEND is delivered to the ring.

This whole time, SHAYNE shakes his head and smirks.  Once GODSEND is in the ring, announcements are made.

ANNOUNCER:  This is WINNER TAKE ALL!  It is for both the CASTILEX HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP and the GALAXIAN CHAMPIONSHIP.  In this corner, the GALAXIAN CHAMPION Shayne!

The majority of the CROWD boos loudly.  SHAYNE just smirks at stares daggers at GODSEND from across the ring.

ANNOUNCER:  And in this corner, the CASTILEX HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Godsend.

The CROWD goes nuts and the noise is deafening.  The chanting begins again in earnest.  GODSEND bows deeply.  The ref calls for the bell and we are underway!

WINNER TAKE ALL
TITLE VS. TITLE
TITAN DEATH MATCH
SHAYNE takes the early offense, scoring a quick near fall against GODSEND with SHOWDOWN!  GODSEND rolls out of the ring to regroup and clear his head but SHAYNE takes the fight right to him!  The two brawl outside the ring and GODSEND flees back into the ring!  As SHAYNE enters, GODSEND tried to sneak attack him, but SHAYNE ducks, hitting the God with Rustler’s Roundup!  SHAYNE follows it up with EYE 4 EYE and covers him!  1…2…3!

Shayne d. Godsend via pinfall after EYE 4 EYE to become the NEW CASTILEX HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – ***** 

The CROWD is nuts!  The ref grabs both belts and hands them to SHAYNE!  GODSEND is still out!  A giant face appears in the clouds above the Amphitheater!

GODSEND:  SHAYNE!  YOU WILL RETURN THE CHAMPIONSHIP TO GODSEND NOW OR SUFFER MY WRATH!

SHAYNE looks up to the face in the clouds and hits a button oh his belt.  A portal open behind him!  He lifts two middle fingers to the sky and jumps backwards into the portal!  The portal snaps shut as the face in the sky lets out a huge howl of rage!

Chaos and panic begin to run through the CROWD!  The ground begins to shake.

TRANSMISSION CUTS.

STATIC.