The Galaxy's Finest™

OPENING MONTAGE

SHANN-RA: I am looking forvard to tonight Rotunda. I’ve hunted plenty of wild board but never have I hunted such a fat pig. Tonight, you vill be stuff.

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ROTUNDA: Honey, you may think yer all tough and stuff in the jungle. But in the ring, there’s no way yer gunna be able to get me off my feet, let alone pin me. Tonight, I’m gonna be singing and when I sing, it’s all over.

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SLY DRURY: I don’t know who you are. Frankly I don’t care. Tonight, the most powerful chops in the GWF get even more powerful with these cygnus brass knuckles. Get ready for the pain…meat.

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DEAD RINGER: Look Drury. Look into my face. See your reflection. See the man who’ll be losing tonight’s match.

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TAURAN: Tricks. Tricks. Tricks. You put my pal Anivar out of action. but tonight, I get retribution. Retribution at the end of a chain.

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TRICKS: Awww. Is poor wittle Tauwan is upset because his fwiedy wendy got all hurt. Someone needs to shut you up you reverse aging FREAK! And tonight I’ll put you TO SLEEP!

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MONOLITH (standing with the MASTER RACE): Tonight. The Gladiators rule of supremacy is over as we beat them. In their own match.

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DISASTER & THE GLADIATORS just stand looking at the camera. Saying nothing.

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LATASH: My boys, the TROUBLESHOOTERS are dominating the MILKY WAY TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT and tonight, their #1 lady becomes the new GWF WOMEN’S CHAMPION! She-Devil, your reign ends tonight!

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SHE-DEVIL: Latasha. I’ve beaten you before. I’ll beat you tonight. It’s that simple.

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VIN STRUTTER (standing with AMAZING MANN): Panther Warrior, I don’t know where you get off getting a title shot against the the human submission machine, Amazing Mann, but tonight, you will step into the ring with the GWF INTERPLANETARY CHAMPION and you will leave…a twisted shell of your former self.

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PANTHER WARRIOR: Tonight! Tonight the Animen bring home another title! That GWF INTERPLANETARY CHAMPIONSHIP is MINE!

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EPOCH: Ha ha ha haaaaaa! Endgame! Tonight, it ends for you and the TRUE GWF superstar will take that GWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP from you and that one single moment, when you lose tonight, my master plan for taking over the GWF begins! Endgame, the destruction of the GWF begins with…you.

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ENDGAME: Epoch, you talk of destruction, yet, I know that deep down in your heart, you’re a coward. Once I slap the ROLLING FIGURE FOUR on you. It’ll be all over because I know, you’re going to be tapping!

CUT TO – OPENING CREDITS

TITAN DEATH RULES
(Vin Strutter barred from ringside.)
Shann-ra d. Rotunda by pinfall with the MACHETE. – **

CYGNUS BRASS KNUCKLES MATCH
Dead Ringer d. Sly Drury by pinfall LOOK INTO THE MIRROR. – ****

CASTOR CHAIN MATCH
Tricks d. Tauran by submission with SLEEPY TIME. – **

AETHRAN ULTIMATE ESCAPE MATCH
Monolith & THE MASTER RACE d. Disaster & THE GLADIATORS

ORDER OF FALLS:
1. Monolith d. Disaster by escaping after THE END OF ALL THINGS.
2. Zygon d. Paralyze by escaping after a knee breaker.
3. Paralyze d. Thraxx by escaping after a Gladiator Piledriver.
– Thraxx beat on Disaster until Disaster was knocked out completely (12 tokens) and he couldn’t continue, so he called out Rage to finish the match.
4. Thraxx d. Rage by escaping after a Vertibreaker.

After the match, Vidtek caught up with Monolith.

MONOLITH: Tell the ring crew that when they are removing the cage, they can sweep that other garbage out of the ring as well and throw it all into the incinerator. The Gladiators are a threat, no more.

This was, obviously, a 5 star match!

GWF WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP
She Devil d. Latasha by pinfall with the CANNONBALL CLOTHESLINE to retain her GWF WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP. – **

GWF INTERPLANETARY CHAMPIONSHIP
Amazing Mann d. Panther Warrior by submission with the CONTORTION to retain his GWF INTERPLANETARY CHAMPIONSHIP. – *****

GWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Endgame d. Epoch by submission with the ROLLING FIGURE FOUR in a VERY close match to retain the GWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.

ENDGAME celebrated in the ring as MONOLITH looked on from backstage.

MONOLITH: Menace.

DARK MENACE: Yes. Monolith.

MONOLITH: I want a match on every card from now until THE RECKONING. Do you hear me! EVERY CARD! When THE RECKONING rolls around I want to me the #1 contender!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!!

DARK MENACE: It will be so. Monolith. I shall make it happen!

FADE TO BLACK